God's Little Goons: Act One

Freed from the awkward cropping and algorithmic whims of Instagram for the first time! The glittering mountain of American show business is a metaphorical sight to behold. At its peak, success, money, all your fantasies realized. At the bottom, poverty, the abyss, all your dreams dashed. And clinging to its rocky base are fast-talking Ritzy Rhubarb and her tap-dancing brother Eli. Little kids with big aspirations! Eli thinks he’s got what it takes to make it – ankles, diligence, a belief in something greater than himself, but Ritzy knows there’s only one way to the top – the crooked escalator of grifts and swindles. When our vaudevillian heroes run afoul of a tough crowd that includes scheming seagulls, fallen angels, and pillars of the local art community, they soon discover that the biggest scam of all might be existence itself!